Dan's Shite

screwed up week

2005-09-11T03:26:42Z

One screwed up week.

Hurricane Katrina
Brian dies in a motorcycle crash up in Lyme that I almost went to.
The President of my synagogue dies in an auto wreck Thursday night.
And the anniversary of 9-11 is tomorrow.

Tragic time of the year it seems.

It's a boy

2005-03-24T01:04:02Z

Newest addition to the family.

Noah Klein
7lb. 8oz.
21 1/2 " tall
Born about 3:40 this morning.

heyhey, I'm an uncle :)

Click here for some picks of him from a few days ago, may be updated soon

salty_crew_dog @ 2005-03-20T01:05:00

2005-03-20T06:11:17Z

I figure I might as well update this stupid thing. Last night I drove up to Enfield for Laura's kick ass suprise brithday party. I only knew 3 people there but it was still lots of fun. Excellent card show even though I kept pissing dan off ;p. Then I got home at 1:45 after searching around for a gas station in the middle of the night and then dileriously driving down 9.

Today was pretty lazy, had Nate and the fam over. Terra's due about now so were all waiting for the trip to the hospital. My dad figures it'll be tommrow because it's going to snow tommorow, and that would just be our luck. Then dropped dave at the train station, went home and watched second hand lion's(great movie). and then here I am.

salty_crew_dog @ 2005-01-19T19:36:00

2005-01-20T00:37:43Z

You scored as Pissed at the World Cat. And here we have the next serial killer. Try having some cotton candy, it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Psycho.

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Drunk Cat

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Derranged Cat

100%

Couch Potato Cat

100%

Love Machine Cat

100%

Ninja Cat

100%

Nerd Cat

100%

Pissed at the World Cat

100%

Which Absurd Cat are you?
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Ok so I rigged it so I got the pissed off at the world cat, but that pic is just awesome.

stuff

2005-01-11T01:11:42Z

I'm putting this in here so I don't have to type it into IM 50,000 times

I'm not going out with sam any more.

We both felt that we had rushed into something, that we really didn't have alot in common. I'm so relieved that we both felt exactly the same way about the situation.

So ya, on another note,

So what's a slide rule katie? ;p

my erg just pwned me

2005-01-05T17:48:19Z

my hands are bleeding

7071 in 30 minutes of 4 on 2 off

I can do better!

salty_crew_dog @ 2005-01-01T23:34:00

2005-01-02T05:20:41Z

The last two days have been great. Great party at katie's, spent a few hours baking cookies beforehand. We guarded the stairs while aj was having his "moment" "I'm so proud of him, he's no longer a middle school boy" - me. Stayed up till 4 talking about random shit with joe and ben. We all developed slot machine gambling addictions too, emily emptied the machine.

Then today, I woke up at katies, had some pancakes, went home and showered, and then drove up to east hampton for the time of my life. I'm going out with sam, she's wonderful, in the words of my friend ashley I'm "on cloud 9." She's going to have a party either this up-coming weekend or the one after that so that should be great.

Now theres school, dammit.

baskin robins and dunkin doughnuts? OH YEAH!

2004-12-31T05:29:26Z

So I finnally decided to update since this is the first thing of substance that has really happened all vacation.

For christmas I got some skiis, yay for me. But onto the subject at hand.

Tonight I had the first semi-bonding experience I've had with my brother...ever. Went to the hibatchi grill in saybrook, the chef lost hold of his spatula while he was twirling it and it went flying strait at me. Then off to the theater an hour early where I kicked my bro's ass at the boat racing game. Saw the Life Aquatic, which I recomend to anyone, because it's fricken hilarious. It's just so well put together.

So ya that was my night. Going to katie's party tommorow that should be fun.

Theres this girl sam, in east hampton, I dont know how it's going to pan out, but I'm just going to go with it.

mmmm, keg tree

2004-12-23T05:35:23Z

Found some great pics online today in the midst of my boredom.

One trippy van.

All hail the tree!

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-12-21T19:14:00

2004-12-22T00:21:21Z

well had 2 AP tests today, and 2 presentations tommorow, all while being completely sick, jeez. I got a 59 on the APUSH test, thats better than I thought I would get since I was guessing at all the questions

on the plus side I got a 1410 on my SAT's, yay for me, somehow I got a 730 verbal, dont know how I pulled that off.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-12-19T22:39:00

2004-12-20T03:44:15Z

just watched "No Way Out" on A&E, thats a great movie. Excellent twists that leave you going "ok, wtf just happened?" by the end. Weekends been pretty good. Lindsay's party on saturday and FD party on sunday. Helped nate move the book shelf he made to his apartment, and picked up some chinese on the way back. I have so much work due in the next 3 days, it feels like were all in some sort of sadistic stress study, kinda like mice in the maze with rotten cheese at the end.

AMI up in smoke

2004-12-17T08:25:40Z

yes that time stamp is correct, right as I was settling down to do my APUSH presentation a mutual aid call went out for this fiberglass plant in east lyme. I was pretty cool, when we pulled up there were flames 30 feet in the air and 55 gallon drums were exploding randomly. We checked the surrounding buildings for embers and had to hit one tree with a hose since it had caught fire. Niantic and East lyme both had their ladders going, a sight to see. Ended up getting home at 2:30 and here I am doing h/w at 3:30, who needs sleep anyway?

I'm tired, dirty, I smell like smoke, spent 4 hours working in below freezing temperatures, and I'm going to get 2 and a half hours of sleep tonight but, I feel good. I guess it's just one of those things.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-12-14T22:37:00

2004-12-15T03:44:46Z

Dan on one side of the house + fireplace and thermostats on other side of house = Dan freezes his ass off.

just great

music man

2004-12-13T23:05:01Z

now taking requests
If any of you would like a song played in the morning (or at least the 30 seconds during the credits of WLYM) leave a comment on here

If I'm not too lazy to load it on my mp3 player, I'll play it

fun weekend

2004-12-13T01:58:46Z

Friday was fun, went to the sub school x-mas party, took pics of drunken sailors for money with nate, always good fun.

Saturday was a relaxing day of nothing.

Sunday went and volunteered with Ileen (cant spell her name) cecily and michele at the lego conpetition in hartford. Then went shopping for x-mas gifts, got dave america the book, it's so great. Then drove home. Oh ya, I hit 100 on going down 9 on the way home, lots of fun.

This is bliss....
Driving on 9 at 7:30 in the morning
No other cars in sight
Right mix playing loud (thanks katie ;) )
Bumps in the pavement going to the beat of the music

And now I must conquer the credo..
dammit

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-12-09T12:16:00

2004-12-09T17:25:54Z

well I'm sick, came home yesterday and collapsed for most of the day, then slept from 9:30 last night until 10 this morning. missing the AP chem test, have to find time to make that up now. At least I have time to do stuff I didn't do last night.
Excited for tomorrow, working as a photographer's assistant for my friend Nate at the Sub base christmas party, should be lots of fun.

puppies....

2004-12-03T02:24:20Z

This is fricking hilarious, twisted, and sad.

so how much could you do it for?

the 50 cents lady scares me.....

This had me rolling on the floor for a LONG time.

make sure you watch them ALL the way through

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-12-02T17:56:00

2004-12-02T23:06:32Z

Days as usual, stayed up till 2 last night because I'm that much of a procrastinator. Health was interesting, there was this big black dude who explained that "vaginal secretions are a man's best friend", which I'd have to agree with since they do "tell you your doing a good job" lol. The there was this poor woman with aids, she had been a heroin addict most of her life, raped and abused by her father, really a sad story.

I'm rather pissed I missed the play crew meeting yesterday, dam errands.

I've got an SAT test saturday morning, but hopefully saturday night will make up for it.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-29T19:59:00

2004-11-30T01:00:42Z

Ok so I was bored...

Really bored...

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how many people attend the funeral:	742
who killed you:	coconutqueen
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salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-28T20:00:00

2004-11-29T01:01:39Z

Just got back from breault's parent's house, the study session was interesting. There was alot of beer/alcohol in the fridge though. Lots of heiniken and a bear sized bottle of absolut vodka.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-24T22:17:00

2004-11-25T03:30:41Z

Haven't updated in awhile so this should be fun.

My brother came home, he's magically transformed from starving art student to civilized human being. The beard's gone and his hair isn't greasy, it's amazing.

Took food over to liz's because I'm her bitch, then we watched shrek 2 and part of eternal sunshine on the spotless mind(dammit, had to leave). So then I spent the night at cross lane taking POLICE of the side of a crusier with a heat gun. God is that hard. I didn't finish so now it's the LIC mobile.

Tommorow is going to be fun, were going to have 12 people total over and were going to hook up 3 x-box's and have a huge halo tournament, and were going to eat too, lol.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-22T12:40:00

2004-11-22T17:40:33Z

For those who think gun control is a bad idea, this is the result.

So I went home sick after period E today. Severe stomache pains like I've been having all weekend. Feeling better now. The ball was excellent, although I was rather tired from being on my feet all day and I was feeling sick. All the ladies were gorgeous. Went over to lexy's afterwards and we all stayed up till god knows when. Woke up in the morning with 2 cats laying on me. Yes liz the pussy cats love me (HA I didn't say it). Then took mike home and on the way out the door my dad slipped and bumped his head. He's alright though, just had to sit for a bit.

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-21T13:13:00

2004-11-21T18:14:42Z

I will write about the ball soon, but in the meantime, here's something to entertain you.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and

my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend

down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It

had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check
the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered

to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires

for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got

married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock
and

could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
go
ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen
in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top,
she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I
opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
toward
my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!".

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your
car.

"I'm allergic to reading and have a prescription for pot"

2004-11-20T03:21:00Z

ga, my mom pisses me off so much sometimes. She threw a fit this afternoon saying it was "unnessisary" to spend the night at lexy's. I swear that woman can't let go and accept that I'm NOT a little kid. Thankfully my dad talked to her and got her to come around. I really do owe him one. You think being the good kid would be a plus for me but instead I guess my brother screwed me over once again and made her completely paranoid.

In other news, I went to the poetry reading, which was quite excellent, I must do that again. This time I didn't have any poems, but I can fix that next time.

And now I leave you with the best book report ever and some yiddish.

And if you leave your computer on alot (ehem liz!) please go here and install the desktop program. It just runs when your comp is idle and does protein folding to cure diseases like AIDS. So do a good thing with that electricity your wasting!

salty_crew_dog @ 2004-11-13T22:32:00

2004-11-14T03:36:39Z

"And then I thought, where could there be a town full of robots and no one would notice, conneticut!"